AKV's Bitch Blog

A pet peeve (or pet hate) is a minor annoyance that an individual identifies as particularly annoying to them, to a greater degree than others may find it… I have decided that I have many and I am gonna start sharing them with you.

Peeve #1 – If your prepubescent/preteen kid has a facebook and has 200+ friends and most of them are your friends, then they have way too much access to stuff they shouldn’t about your life and everyone elses.

Why do people put their ugly, large mouthed, no toothed kids on their commercials? It’s creepy and annoying. They always have them hollering about whatever service or product they are pushing.  It’s not seeling your shit people. In fact, it makes me want to poke you and your dumbass kids/grandchildren in the eye… and if they aren’t your grandchildren but your children, just know that I think it should be outlawed that people have kids over 40….  if you are an older man screwing a younger woman and happen to knock her up, just know your sperm is old and the child may be mildly retarded, or at the least they will grow up to be the creepy guy or douchebag chick at their job…. in otherwords, keep your dick in your pants… eeewww!!!