Shit – shoot me
I have a friend who is 37, pushing about 300 lbs, and missing a tooth or two. She calls me and tells me she slept with some loser from the bar the other night, who couldn’t find her clit with a google map cause he’s 26. She then proceeds to complain how (and I quote), “he has never even bought me a drink in the two times we’ve talked at the bar”.
I didn’t know there were women left who will sleep with a stranger without so much as a fuckin drink…. and she wonders why she can’t find a quality man who can afford the food bill for her and her 2 oversized kids…..
December 4th, 2009 at 6:12 am
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