AKV's Bitch Blog

Ok – what’s with names? Parents – do your kids a favor and stop naming them so poorly!
There is a science to names – don’t send your child out into the world with a dumbass name… save those for your pets!

Check spelling too – no one really appreciates your creativity when it comes to spelling your child’s name, especially the kid getting picked on cause you thought it was a good idea to name him something ridiculous that after 6 beers and a fifth of whiskey…. ask somebody how to spell for fuck’s sake!

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So I am at Fashion Square Mall in Orlando yesterday cause Lo wanted another friggin Webkins (I need stock in this company at this point) and we stopped at the food court. She wants Pizza and I want Bourbon Chicken…. so in each line, there are people up my ass! How fucking close do you need to be to the person in front of you when you are waiting in line to order food? I swear to god these people were trying to get a pap smear they were so far up my hind quarters!!

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